1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
    Daniel needs a slump buster.

2. Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
    Daniel looks like a killer. (the second one is: Daniel looks like an animal with borrowed scarf)

3. Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
    Daniel says women are after his £23m fortune.

4. Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
    Daniel wants more mustache roles. (the second one is: Daniel wants naked waxwork of himself)

5. Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
    Daniel does Broadway!

6. Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
    Daniel hates when people touch his shoulder.

7. Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
    Daniel asks about Baptism and Communion.

8. Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
    Daniel likes boogers.

9. Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
    Daniel eats durian fruit.

10. Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
    Daniel wears Prada.

11. Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
    Daniel was arrested for public intoxication.

12. Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
    Daniel loves Emma.

Sheesh.  Apparently Daniel automatically means Daniel Radcliffe.  Stupid Harry Potter Mania.