June 26, 2003
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I don’t care what you say, I have come to the conclusion that we need censorship in this nation. It is ridiculous. There needs to be laws that limit what one can wear according to weight, age, and state of mind.
Monday- picture a 300 pound lady in the pool- I mean huge. She decides to pull her staps off of her shoulders so that she doesn’t get a wierd tan line. yeah. My boss was visiting, she leans over to me and says, “watch out, you better hope one of those puppies doesn’t pop out” she started laughing (those “puppies” were bigger than my head- infact I think her fingers were as thick as my wrist) while I became petrified in my seat. She continued, “yeah, next thing I know I’ll be hearing that Dan’s been dating guys because of tramatic life guarding experiences with fat ladies.” Sure enough, she didn’t put her straps back on as she climbed out of the pool, and it started to slide . . . I shut my eyes for the next five min . . . like I said, that should not be legal.
Wendsday- an old guy, white hair in his ears and everything decides that he wants to wear a speedo. Again, age should be a factor in determining who can wear spandex and similar articles or clothing.
Today- this tops them all. This guy walks in, and he looks really wierd- the kind of person you really don’t want to know what is going on between his ears. He hands me his pool pass, and the picture on it was one of him shirtless over a zebra stripe and lepord skin backdrop- it had been cut so that it was shoulder up, but it was still kinda creepy. I still didn’t think much of it until I was scrubing the pool tiles and noticed that he was now sunbathing in what apeared to be hanes boxer briefs, and his left nipple was pierced. I started gagging, and luckily it was 3:00 and the next guard was there to replace me. Definately not kosher.
So that is why I support censorship. There are some things that should never be seen. Those are 3 of them. Someday I’m going to be a politician I’ll write the law, but until then I’ll just have to gripe at it on xanga.
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muhahah thats too funny : )
Oh darling Dan! You finally understand the censorship of bad clothing! NOW do you understand why there should be uniforms? So that little ten years olds cannot go all Britney on us at Limited Too (Have you SEEN the summer cataloge(spell check)?!?!) or have women in their fifties trying to dress young and wear a buncha Hollister crap(And yes, it DOES happen)!!!
I’m glad you can agree with my Jennie . . . I think it is so tacky when mothers dress their little daughters in clothes meant for body parts the daughters lack.
hahahahaha… yeah, some parents really should start asking their kids for permission to leave the house when their dressing too young…and parents should start forbidding their kids to leave too..if all parents/families upheld the same morals, it wouldn’t be an issue of dress code or censureship… but oh well
Hahaha amen to all that Dan. I work 8 hour days 5 days a week. All guys according to weight/age should wear shirts. Speedos on 45 y/o men are really scary. And bikini’s on 85 year old women who weigh like 210. Haha i hate scrubbing the tiles…yet somehow i always get stuck w/ it (my sisters the other guard and she’s “older”) Haha. Anywho keep up the good work like every guy guard down here quits before you can say purple people eaters are chasing me.